27. Sassy
unclefather:
becketts:that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed herHe checked her pulse
becketts:
that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her
He checked her pulse
(via reshipped)
glrthquake:
the-memedaddy:Meirlthis is hilarious is you speak french
the-memedaddy:
Meirl
this is hilarious is you speak french
(via lovemetoinfinity)
colemcniz:
Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL
(via tyleroakley)
psybelius:
I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER
mausspace:
mwriteswrongs:Helga’s thirst was so fucking real.
mwriteswrongs:
Helga’s thirst was so fucking real.
(via humorrelated)
sadfvckpvssy:
“When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless of how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens every day.” — Midnight Thoughts (I got lucky with you) sign up to watch my porno
“When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless of how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens every day.”
— Midnight Thoughts (I got lucky with you)
sign up to watch my porno
(via laniyng)
death-by-lulz:
Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield
(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
tristan-cornelius:
when you’re trying to tell a story but your friends aren’t listening
(Source: kingsleyyy, via tyleroakley)
doggosource:
11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta
